OTTAWA – The fun bunch played “stop hitting on us” on Thursday, a team synonymous with tall boys, coolers and cannabis legalization. But what should have been a stress-free two points turned into a slow-motion horror-show as the fun bunch allowed S.H.O.U to score an unprecedented fifteen runs in three innings to blow the ballgame. The outfield struggled to catch fly balls and the S.H.O.U baserunners took full advantage as they aggressively galloped around the base path. The infield wasn’t much help either as players were moved out of their comfort zone by the absence of kathie “daredevil” adare—a last minute cancellation.

All was going seemingly well with the fun bunch enjoying an 8 – 3 lead heading into the fifth inning. S.H.O.U. were cracking open tallboys with reckless abandon, shouting at one another and plumes of blue smoke encircled their dugout-- in other words just a typical outing for them. But all hell broke loose in the fifth when they scored their first of three , five run innings. While the fun bunch struggled defensively , you have to give S.H.O.U. credit as (despite their severe state of inebriation) they got base hits, ran aggressively and got clutch hits. The fun bunch couldn’t keep up and managed to score only seven runs to S.H.O.U’s fifteen in that span. The score now stood at 18-15 for S.H.O.U.

To make matters worse, mark “polygon” pintar and steve “field marshal” saunders had to leave for their tier-1 hockey game at Carleton university that started in fifteen minutes. At that precise moment the skies opened and it began raining cats and dogs. “good luck team” yelled “polygon” as he sprinted for the safety of his car.

Down two all-star players, and three runs, Alison “bulldozer” Hale assumed command and secured the two least intoxicated players from S.H.O.U. the eighth inning was a draw 0-0, but he game got out of hand in the ninth when S.H.O.U. scored six runs to the fun bunch’s three. Fun bunch lose 25-18. Word has it a shake up is in the works